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Thursday, June 9, 2011

My First Thoughts on everything E3

My First Thoughts on everything E3 post will be delayed untill tomorrow, I have most of it written but I have alot on my plate today so I wont have time to finish it. It will be a long post so be happy for that, till tomorrow. -Jordan.

Duke Nukem Forever Demo

I have one word for the Duke Nukem Forever demo, amazing, after 12 years Gearbox did an amazing job pushing this game across the finish line, and I say that now because the game is being released in five days and I highly doubt they are going to push the release date back a third time five days before its release.

Anyway to get on with the demo you start off taking a piss in a toilet, now being the little pervert it wants you to be I happily controlled the rate his piss came out and even made a little song (piss, piss, piss, piss ,piss, drip) anyways after that you come out of the bathroom and into this locker room where there are some soldiers coming up with a game plan to fight this big effing monster out on the football field (No its not a sports game).

So you weave in and out of some hallways and go out onto the field with a big rocket launcher and shoot the guts out of the beast. Its not to hard to beat him, just shoot and run, the monster will have a hard time turning fast enough to hit you and dont get too close our he'll use his super foot slam.

After you beat that you move onto the next level which consists of you fighting your way through some kind of old coal mine, I wont go into to much detail but this mission involved monster trucks, machine guns, golden M1911s, shrink rays, laser guns, mine carts, and a big ass pig drop ship.

My early prediction for the scores mainstream review companies will give is probably anywhere from 8.5 to 9.5, I dont know yet if it's worthy of a 10.0 from me but we'll see in five days, I'll have an in depth review of the game out probably on the 18th or the 19th.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Ok guys whats coming up.....

Ok guys sorry for the hiatus, I will be posting my Duke Nuke demo review tomorrow, as well as my E3 first thoughts on all the amazing things brought forth so far at E3, hang in there for just one more day.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Dirt 3 Early Review

Whats up guys its time for my early review of Dirt 3! I'll talk about a few aspects of the game that I like and I'll probably give it a longer review later.

So lets kick off with the interesting Gymkhana mode, Gymkhana is a viral video created by Ken Block featuring him doing some amazing drifting stunts, this video also feature Pro Skate Border Rob Dyrdeck, this lead to Gymkhana 2.0, you should definitely go watch these videos.

I also like the addition of night racing, that adds a bit of thrill to the expirence.

The addition of a wide variety of vehicles ranging from the 1950s to current 2011 spice up the driving expirence making it more fun to try out multiple cars.

I love the driving mechanics in this game, there very smooth and I didnt find myself hitting that rewind button to much.

I wont talk about much more now until I put some more time into the game but for a first impression score Id give it a 9.5 for now, for the final review it might earn a 10.

Modern Warfare 3

Ok guys I dont know about you but I am getting syked for Modern Warfare 3, I caugt the world wide reveal trailer watching my boys the Dallas Mavericks own the Thunder, anyways to get back on track I am pretty excited. Now that three gaming studios (Raven Software Latest Wolfenstein game: Sledgehammer: Infinity War MW CoD games) are working on it that makes me even happier. I cant wait for the release and I know I'll be first in line at my gamestop for that midnight opening.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Whats Coming up?

Hey guys just wanted to let ya'll know real quick that I'm sorry I didnt write the Lego Pirates or Thor Reviews, I got bogged down and decided not to do them.

Coming up is a review of The Duke Nukem Demo review, and a few others that I'll tell you about when we get closer, so thanks for checking out my blog and stay tuned for new reviews.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

L.A. Noire Video Game Review

Ok guys here it is, an indepth review of L.A. Noire

Ok so L.A. Noire is a open world 1940s Cop Game developed by Rockstar. This game puts you into the shoes of Cole Phelps, a newly recruited LAPD Officer who has joined the force to "right the wrongs" he had commited in WWII. In the game Cole slowly works his way up advancing in the ranks as you complete a number of interesting cases.

Campaign:
Ok so in the campaign which is supposed to offer you 30 hours of gameplay I'm told, you complete cases and missions that ascend you through the ranks of an officer. These cases vary from petty crime cases to murder and bank robberies. The campaign has an extremely interesting campaign in my oppinion, some other reviews have stated that the missions can cometimes become repetetive but I respectfully disagree. The missions in this game are heart racing white knuckle cluching action. The campaign has a nice pace introducing you to the controls which I think are a little clunky but otherwise solid.

Graphics:
Ok lets start off with how the graphics are amazingly beautifull and should be a standard in every game, the graphics system is called MotionScan where the actors face is surrounded by 32 cameras to capture every little move a muscle. Its amazing how real the characters look and its definitely an award winning technology.

Now this graphics system is so indepth I was recognizing the actors that played there characters, in my eyes this game shoulds win game of the year for everything, Graphics, great story, actors and the list goes on.

Gameplay:
The gameplay is pretty strong, its from a 3rd person perspective which is where the controls get a bit clunky, all you have to do to open a door or climb a ladder is to just move your guy to that object but sometimes your character will just kind of skip past it and it can be frustrating when your in a foot chase. Other then that the gameplay is fun and exciting, taking cover behind a car as you engage in a gun battle with bank robbers, never gets old.

Final Score
Ok so lets get down to my final score, I'm gonna rocket out and give this game a 9.5 out of 10.
It has a solid exciting story and great gameplay plus amazing Graphics, there are a few minor problems which earn it that 9.5 but for me there easily overlooked.

Ok guys I hope you enjoyed this interview, thanks for reading.
-Jordan